ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She announced her abortion via fbk
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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