is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I can't put those talents on a resume
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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