So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Randomize
