he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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