never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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