Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's official drugs can't kill me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize
