after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I have tasted many bathrooms
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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