Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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