What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
send nudes
from the living room?
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