just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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