How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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