I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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