if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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