Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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