Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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