life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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