it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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