I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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