hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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