I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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