I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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