that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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