Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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