Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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