Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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