I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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