Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Randomize
