i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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