Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
There r osticjed everywhere
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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