i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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