Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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