Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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