I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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