I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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