Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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