90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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