i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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