ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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