More tranny stories later!
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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