i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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