I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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