this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
