every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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