nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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