this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
