You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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