At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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