She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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