Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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