are you still at the devil's house?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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