oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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