At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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