You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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