U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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