I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You coming home soon, man?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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