Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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