So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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